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"If they don't sign me, sorry, but I must go. That's what Carlos Zambrano thinks."

I know that song! But where's the rhyming couplet? I think the quote should be, "If they don't sign me, well, that stinks. That's what Carlos Zambrano thinks." That would match better with the earlier verses:

When Carlos Zambrano travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot king
And saved the human race again 
He kicked the ass of all those twinks
And that's what Carlos Zambrano thinks