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"BRITNEY Spears has flipped her lid in rehab, trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming 'I am the antichrist' to frightened staff."

She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number '666' across her head."

One can no longer make jokes about this. She is psychotic, in desperate condition, and in need of help, even if this story is false, which it probably is.

But even after saying that, I have to ask something. If Britney is the Anti-Christ, does that make K-Fed the Uncle-Christ?