"Dr. Alexander Dlugi, now 54, sued the child, claiming she was negligent and caused the collision by reacting unreasonably when he approached her from behind on Sugar Maple Row, shouted "watch out" and rang his bicycle bell."The best line in the story: "The accident expert said on Wednesday Dlugi could have avoided the collision by simply riding around the skater."
Riding around her? C'mon! Who could think of that, except an "expert" who has spent his whole life studying these things?
By the way, there is no truth to the rumor that "Dlugi" is the Polish word for "douchebag". (It's actually the Polish adjective meaning "long")
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