Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Basinger Denies Leaking Baldwin Rant - washingtonpost.com

Basinger Denies Leaking Baldwin Rant
Right.

Well, we know for sure that Basinger is innocent because she said so, so how could the tape get from the answering machine in her house to a celebrity web site? It's imagination time, boys and girls. Perhaps Dubya's homeland security guys were tapping her phone, and they just happen to make a few extra bucks by selling off juicy tidbits to gossip-mongers, thus supplementing the off-duty pay they get as unicorn wranglers.

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