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Y'know, that Papelbon can pitch

I'm not sure why he dreams of being a starter, because he sure seems to be a helluva closer. You know about his 0.92 ERA last year. This year he's made seven appearances: 6 fo 6 in save opportunities; 1 for 1 in hold opportunities; no runs allowed.

Oh, yeah, and he's allowed exactly one hit all year.

Unless the kid is Koufax in disguise, it's hard to imagine he'd contribute more than that as a starter.