Monday, April 30, 2007

FOXNews.com - Study: Prehistoric Man Had Sex for Fun - Science News | Current Articles

Headline from the Journal of the Exceptionally Obvious: Prehistoric Man Had Sex for Fun
Who could have dreamed? I assumed they just sat around and discussed calmly how they really should have sex occasionally in order to plan their families before the women passed child-bearing age. In fact, I'm surprised they fucked at all. Why didn't they just use in-vitro fertilization, thus freeing the men from the undue time constraints of sex and allowing them to spend more time conking each other with clubs.

"Practices ranging from bondage to group sex, transvestism and the use of sex toys were widespread in primitive societies as a way of building up cultural ties."

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