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Headline of the day: "Japanese Company Offers Free Repairs on Toilets That Could Catch Fire"

Talk about a bunch of flaming assholes!

They can afford to give the repairs for free. They made so much money on this that they're flush right now.

Frankly, I consider this unfair competition to the companies who sell flaming toilets and charge for the correction.

They did advertise it properly as inflammable, but I just knew that someday it would cause a problem that "flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing. Consumers, you just have to study your SAT vocab words.

Of course, Johnny Knoxville knew what it meant and bought it anyway!

I thought about taking the company's generous repair offer, but I decided to keep a hint of danger in my commode. I drink X-treme Mountain Dew, and I'm into x-treme skydiving. In fact those who know me know that I like everything x-treme, including my shits. In fact, I'm thinking of taking up smoking just so I can toss my lit butts in the kindling john.