Sunday, April 01, 2007

Letterman's Top Ten Signs You're Addicted to American Idol
"At confession, you say, 'Forgive me, dawg, for I have sinned'"

Each week, you vote one of your kids out of the house

After sex you say to your wife in a British accent, 'Awful. Just pathetic'

Got Adam Sandler to guest host your talk show so you could stay home and vote for Sanjaya

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