Britney Takes Back the Lead - Metadish, Fresh from NYC

"Who's the craziest white trash has-been on the planet?"

That's a tough call, but right now Britney has it because she wants it the most. I'd have to say that a sure way toward the top of the list is appearing in public in a bra, short denim skirt and fish-net stockings - especially when the ol' bod is not toned.