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The 15 Best Songs That Are Totally About Masturbation

With YouTube video for each one.

WINNER: Elvis Costello: "Pump it up until you can feel it; Pump it up when you don't really need it."

"See, even one of rock's smartest songwriters has written lyrics about this base subject. The reason being that like war, politics and two-person love, masturbation has been ubiquitous in music ever since humans decided to invent it. Though our Latin may be a little shaky, the last term we heard a 1,200-year-old Gregorian Chant, we're pretty sure the phrase 'flogging the dolphin' was in there somewhere."