Thursday, May 10, 2007

Fametastic » Lindsay Lohan “inconsolable” over cocaine picture allegations

Best Shakespearian lawyer/publicist spin of the day:
"This just goes to show how hard it is to be Lindsay Lohan, who's even denied her privacy in the sacred confines of a ladies'-room stall and then must fend off the slings and arrows of false allegation."

And then must take arm against the slings and arrows of outrageous true allegations! Ah, to sleep, to sleep ... perchance to fuck.

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