Friday, May 04, 2007

The Satirical Political Report - An Offbeat Look at the Hot-Button Issues of the Day » YANKEES HIT WITH JOCK ITCH; STEINBRENNER FIRES CLUBHOUSE ATTENDANT

YANKEES HIT WITH JOCK ITCH; STEINBRENNER FIRES CLUBHOUSE ATTENDANT
"Pete McGinnity, the 96 year-old clubhouse icon who broke in as a young boy washing the jocks of Ruth and Gehrig, had been the oldest living Yankee until he was unceremoniously canned."

"The jock itch epidemic not only sidelined a number of players, but actually sabotaged a game, after the third-base coach, also afflicted with the rash, inadvertently scratched himself and erroneously sent a signal for a suicide squeeze play. The heavy-set coach issued a mea culpa, stating: "Today, I consider myself, the yucchiest man, at the base of my girth."

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