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President Bush ... his approval rating is very low. Right now, he's less popular than that tuberculosis guy." --David Letterman

"Speaking of threats to public safety, I don't know if you watched the Democratic presidential debate last night ... I didn't. But I assume I would have been really impressed with the way Hillary, Obama, and Edwards cemented their status as frontrunners; Gravel said somethin' batshit crazy; Richardson talked about New Mexico; Biden said you can't ship Richardson back to Mexico; and Kucinich called for the deployment of an all-butterfly army." --Stephen Colbert

"After serving eight years in jail, assisted suicide doctor Jack Kevorkian was on 'Larry King Live.' When Kevorkian saw Larry King, he said, 'I swear, he was like that when I got here'" --Conan O'Brien