Thursday, June 28, 2007

PARIS WAS PIG IN A POKEY | By MARIANNE GARVEY and DAVID K. LI | National News | US News | Current National News

"Sources said the celebrity skank was a jailhouse pig during her time in the pokey"
" - racking up a $145 commissary bill for assorted snacks and beauty aides. The bill included packs of French vanilla coffee, orders of chicken noodle soup, toffee peanut treats, banana nut muffins, packs of chicken broth and a 1.75-ounce jar of Vaseline. While other inmates had to pick up their own orders, Hilton had deputies act as her personal errand boys."

Is there no end to the suffering she had to endure? Those banana nut muffins weren't even frosted. I know the Constitution must mention that somewhere in a sub-paragraph under "cruel and unusual punishment"

Just curious - why would anyone need Vaseline in jail? Does that mean they allow rich people to buy lubricant before being sodomized? That's very thoughtful.

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