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Political joke update

"Did you hear what happened in Iowa the other day? Two women see Bill Clinton at a parade and they thought he was Bob Barker from 'The Price is Right.' ... They're going, 'Bob. Bob.' You can understand why. When Clinton saw the girls, he was saying, 'Come on down.'" --Jay Leno

"Just 24 hours until the new 'Harry Potter' book comes out. The ending has already been leaked. You know, that Scooter Libby has gone too far" --Jay Leno

"Democratic presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich was hospitalized for food poisoning on Sunday night. He's fine now. He was released from the Cleveland Children's Hospital yesterday. He's now back home, resting comfortably in a hollow tree." --Jimmy Kimmel