Sunday, August 19, 2007

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Radicals demand re-naming of chess pieces
"The game itself is perfect, but we find the nomenclature demeaning," said French-born agitator Gigi Farblunjet. "For instance, we want the name 'pawn' to be replaced with 'self-employed scout' and 'bishop' to be renamed 'non-denominational cleric.' We're also not too crazy about the king being supreme, and recommend that players be allowed to switch the king and queen at will."

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