Thursday, August 02, 2007

Pete Rose tells kids about Joe DiMaggio's penis
For an audience aged 7-14, he also "dropped the F-bomb and the S-bomb. He told them winning is everything and if you get second place you're just losers."

My theory of how Rose missed the Hall of Fame.

Rose (just after retiring as a player): I don't know if I'll make it. I was slow, not much power, not much with a glove, never had a permanent position.


Friend: Of course you'll make it, you're a legend, and baseball's all-time hits leader. I'll give you five to one that you make it.


Rose: That's a bet


Friend: Money in my bank, Hustle. There's no way you can stay out unless you bet on baseball.


Rose: Say that again?

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