Friday, August 10, 2007

Tom Glavine Ominously Announces He Will Be Last 300-Game Winner | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Tom Glavine Ominously Announces He Will Be Last 300-Game Winner
"And C. C. Sabathia, I beg you — You are so young, with so much to live for. Do not dance with the devil by attempting to win 300 games now that Glavine has done so." Upon hearing Glavine's chilling declaration, top pitchers Andy Pettite, Barry Zito, and Tim Hudson announced they woud retire at the end of the season"

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