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"This kind of seems like bad taste to me. A Giuliani fundraiser is now charging $9.11 ... in reference to 9/11. ... Isn't that inappropriate? I mean, isn't it like a Bill Clinton fundraiser charging $69 a head?" --Jay Leno

"In Utah, polygamy sect leader Warren Jeffs has been convicted. ... The guy's got 80 wives. When Rudy Giuliani heard that, he said, 'Records are made to be broken.'" --Jay Leno

"This Saturday, in Washington, DC, they will hold the Seventh Annual National Book Festival. First Lady Laura Bush will deliver a speech about the joys of reading. And then, President Bush will give the rebuttal." --Jay Leno

"Last night in New York -- see, he did have some fun while he was here -- Iran's President Ahmadinejad invited several high-profiled reporters over to his hotel for dinner. Apparently, it went well because this morning, Barbara Walters was seen leaving in the same clothes." --Conan O'Brien

"The organizers of Hillary Clinton's campaign are sponsoring a contest where the winner gets to watch a Democratic debate while sitting next to Bill Clinton. The rules specify: No members of the press, and no fat chicks" --Conan O'Brien

" ... there are no homosexuals in Iran. By the way, that's why in Iran, it's nearly impossible to get your dog groomed." --David Letterman