Friday, September 28, 2007

» Michael Jackson Still Available Bitten and Bound: The Not So Pretty Side of Hollywood

"Shocking news: Michael Jackson and his children’s nanny Grace Rwaramba are not married, I repeat, not married."
In other news, Henry Kissinger did not win the New York Marathon, the Christian Dior line hasn't purchased the Sans-a-Belt company, and Senator Craig is not gay. Not even a little bit. He's tougher than an NFL linebacker. In fact, he eats linebackers for breakfast.

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