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A's co-owner says they will play anyplace but Oakland

"We're not moving to Timbuktu. We're just moving down the street."

That's a shame. I think Timbuktu is ready to support a major league team. OK, granted it's in a landlocked country in West Africa, and it doesn't even have a large enough population to fill a baseball stadium, but they are all huge fans.