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"It was a joyous moment indeed as British singer Tom Henry gave full throat to 'My penis is a mountain.'"

According to the story, Tom sang the Croatian national anthem before the England-Croatia football match and accidentally sang "kura" instead of "kuda." As luck would have it, "kura" seems to be the Croatian word for "penis," so Tom seems to have informed the Croatian crowd that his penis was a mountain.

Tom's gaffe was said to be integral to the Croatian victory.

Well, that and the fact that England's team sucks.

The good news: the Croatians want Tom to accompany them to the World Cup.

Especially the women.