Monday, November 19, 2007

The Borowitz Report .com

Bush Issues "Thankfulness List"
"My fellow Americans, let's be thankful for global warming, because as these winter months approach, it makes the world such a nice, toasty place.

Let’s be thankful that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert’s writers are on strike, and hopefully will stay that way for the rest of my term in office.

Let's be thankful that even though my approval numbers are falling, they’re still higher than my grades at Yale."

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