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"An advert depicting a tattooed skinhead urinating into a china teacup is being used to promote tourism to London."

"The image is part of a new Eurostar campaign aimed solely at the Belgian market." Belgians, as everyone knows, love urine tea to wash down their waffles and mussels. In the outdoor cafes in Brussels, the waiters prepare urine tea right at your table, thanks to specially designed pants.

Many Belgians have simply refused to travel to England because it has been impossible to get urine tea anywhere, so this new campaign shows a new England that's less traditional, more adaptable to the sophisticated yet disgusting ways of the continent.