Grandmother who has brushed doorstep for 62 years told by council she could face court | the Daily Mail

88-year-old granny faces hard time in the calaboose for brushing leaves off her porch

Her sentence: 24 hours or life, whichever comes first.

Oh, the real penalty is only a fine, but I'm willing to compromise. I say put the old gal into community service and let's get her scrubbing out some sewers and emptying some bedpans.