Other Crap

I didn't need to read any more of the story: "Pheuk Kue, 37, a convicted sex offender"

This isn't from a satire site. It's a legit news story from the Sheboygan Press.

Some psychologists say that our names help to shape our futures, so that if you name your son Rocky, he has a good chance of becoming a tough guy, and if you name him Leslie, he has a better than average chance of having his lunch money taken away by other kids named Rocky. If this theory is correct, and I have no reason to doubt it, Pheuk Kue was doomed from the start.

Although, now that I think about it, he could have been a DMV clerk, because everybody addresses every DMV clerk by that name.