bizjournals: New York City tops list of America's fun places -- bizjournals.com

Worst list ever? Further proof of Scoopy's Prime Theorem

To review, Scoopy Prime states that there is always somebody to hold an opinion no matter how absurd or just plain wrong it is. In this case, some business site has assembled a list of America's top ten fun cities. I could go on and on with specific examples, but only one will suffice to demonstrate Scoopy Prime: Las Vegas is NOT on the list; Providence, Rhode Island IS.

Some little list-creating fellow must have received a REALLY good blow job from someone at the Providence Chamber of Commerce.

They not only hold that position, but have created an intricate mathematical model to prove Providence is more fun than Vegas.

That's only the most obvious problem. You'll find plenty more. Pittsburgh and St. Paul are on the list. Miami, New Orleans, and Orlando are not. And so forth.

I don't know if Pittsburgh, Providence and St Paul are the most god-awful dull big cites on Planet Earth, given the existence of Salt Lake City, but they have to be serious contenders.