Monday, December 03, 2007

Dateline Hollywood » Blog Archive » CARSON DALY BECOMES PITCHMAN FOR MASSENGILL DOUCHE

"Carson Daly has been hired as the national spokesman for Massengill Douche.
“We needed someone who embodied our quality douche products and Carson Daly is the right person for the job”

“This is a wonderful product, and I’m proud to be associated with Massengill,” said Daly. “I hope that when people think of douches, they think of me.”

As for me, I'm shocked; SHOCKED ... to determine: (1) that the Carson Daly show has writers; (2) those guys are striking because they think they deserve a raise.

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