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Proof that Christmas stinks: Man spends Christmas Eve in septic tank

"The 77-year-old man spent part of Christmas Eve stuck upside down in the opening of his septic tank, with his head inside and his feet kicking in the air above. 'It wasn't good, I'll tell you what," Schoff said Tuesday. "It was the worst Christmas Eve I've ever had.'

"Well, maybe the second worst. I reckon the worst mighta been the time ol' Thelma June mixed up the KY Jelly and the Superglue, and I had my dinger stuck in Daisy's poophole. She was one of the sheep in the manger scene that year, and I was still stuck in 'er when Reverend Beauregard brought the orphans over for the Christmas Eve Petting Zoo. That one was pretty bad, too."