Monday, December 17, 2007

One Cell Phone Per Two Humans | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

The UNited Nations reports that every human being on the planet has a cell phone except me.
They even mentioned me by name. That makes the second time I've been mentioned in a major report this week. The Mitchell Report mentions that I took tons of steroids and still couldn't hit a ball past the warning track.

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