THIS IS WHY PARIS IS AN IDIOT - What Would Tyler Durden Do

THIS IS WHY PARIS IS AN IDIOT

"Rick and Kathy Hilton, the parents of Paris, once were so high they crushed up a rock of cocaine and did it right on the carpet after it fell off a table while partying with Randy Jones, the gay cowboy from the Village People."

"I think the mistake a lot of people make when doing cocaine in a club with gay cowboys is that the gay cowboy is your friend. Oh, he's not. He'll turn on you. Cowboys are dicks. I was driving down the road one day and saw an evil cowboy being mean to his horse so I jumped the fence, punched him out and saved the horse. True story!"