Associated Press Britney Spears Obituary; Associated Press Writes Britney Spears

"The Associated Press has already written Britney Spears‘ obituary and has the eulogy up and ready to roll just in case Brit takes a dirt nap in the next thirty days."

I hope not in the next 30 days. I have March 19th in the death pool.

"'We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a long time,' AP entertainment editor Jesse Washington tells Us Magazine. 'I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now. Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now…but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared.'"