BBC NEWS | Education | Three Little Pigs 'too offensive'

The UK keeps up efforts to be more pussified than America: "Three Little Pigs 'too offensive'"

It has been ruled offensive to Muslims.

Interestingly, nobody is worried about whether it offends Jews, even though they have essentially the same dietary laws.

"The judges also attacked Three Little Cowboy Builders for offending builders."

But nobody seemed to worry at all about offending cowboys - even though those suckers are heavily armed.