Other Crap

Haircut Boy says the media is being too mean to him. Or not mean enough. Oh, just stop ignoring him, you big bullies.

All he has to do is get elected. Then he can use his secret presidential powers to take away Wolf Blitzer's insurance! That'll teach the Wolfman a lesson.

In case Frank Miller is reading this, "Wolfman vs Haircut Boy" is my idea. You can feel free to illustrate it, but I don't want it screwed up by hundreds of guys running around in their underpants.