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PARTY FEARS JESSICA SIMPSON JINX, AS SHE IS DATING EVERY REPULICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE:

"'Jessica and I have something special now, and I think she would make an excellent First Lady,' said presidential candidate John McCain. 'If I had this piece of ass while being held prisoner in Vietnam, the time would have passed a lot faster.'"

"'I’ve said it many times, legal marriage should only be between a man and a woman, with the understanding that the man can have someone like Jessica Simpson on the side,' said Huckabee."

"Candidate Fred Thompson, who was late in entering the presidential race, is also trying to join in the Simpson dating scene, but some confusion inside his campaign has led Thompson to begin dating OJ Simpson. 'I’ve suffered a setback since I started dating Simpson,' said a frustrated Thompson. 'OJ stole all of my stuff. What an asshole!'"