Monday, January 28, 2008

Giants’ Ruegamer keeps things loose | EastValleyTribune.com

And the nominees for best lead line in a sports article: "Castrating a lamb with your teeth is a pretty simple procedure"
“The blood on your mustache is the worst part.”

The kicker: it's an article about the New York Giants football team.

That would be the CURRENT Giants. Frank Gifford and Charlie Conerly never castrated lambs with their teeth. They didn't have to because Pat Summerall got them the appropriate tools from True Value.

It has been written of many players and announcers that they had all the tools. Summerall not only had them, but could get them for you at reasonable prices.

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