Thursday, January 17, 2008

Gingerbread man sought- NJ.com

"Gingerbread man sought"
Run, police, as fast as you can, but you can't catch him - he's the gingerbread man. The fucking gingerbread man, dammit.

"When accused of releasing just a few crumbs of information, he said police are releasing all the facts they have on the case. He said the Gingerbread Man is not suspected of any crime. Lt. Melsky said he would check the department's cold case files for any wrongdoers dressed like Gingerbread Men."

Hey, TV and film producers, three words: Lt. Melsky PD.

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