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"Earlier tonight right here on CBS, the hit show 'Without A Trace.' Anybody ever seen 'Without A Trace'? ... Wonderful show. And every week they go looking for something that has disappeared. And earlier tonight, investigators tried to locate the Giuliani campaign." --David Letterman

"Tucker Carlson said on MSNBC the other day that John McCain and his wife Cindy went along with Fred Thompson on his honeymoon. Now, look, I knew Fred Thompson didn't like to work hard, but bringing another guy on the honeymoon? Come on. That is just plain lazy." --Jay Leno

"A new government study says that millions and millions of dollars of federal money is being wasted every year on frivolous and unnecessary projects. This study was two years in the making, and cost $22 million" --Jay Leno

(On Dennis Kucinich's withdrawal.) "I know what must have happened. Someone finally said his name three times and he disappeared." --Stephen Colbert