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"The experts are saying the State of the Union address was very ambitious. President Bush said he plans to introduce dozens of bold, new mispronunciations." --David Letterman

"During the speech, President Bush was optimistic and upbeat about Iraq and the economy. So, apparently, he's drinking again." --David Letterman

"You know what I thought was interesting? While the president was speaking last night, they had an online translation of the speech in Arabic, Vietnamese, Mandarin Chinese, Farsi and Spanish. So, I guess President Bush really is trying to reach out to the people of California." --Jay Leno

"Bill Clinton's starting to lose his cool out on the campaign trail. You see him on the news the other day? He's waving his finger at reporters. Oh, man, he was mad! You ever notice when Bill Clinton gets mad, his face turns that red -- he looks like he robbed a bank and the dye pack in the money blew off in his face." --Jay Leno

"Despite everything, John Edwards' poll numbers have not moved. It's like his hair." --Jay Leno

"Edwards said the other day, 'There are three people here, not two.' The bad news, it was at his campaign rally." --Jay Leno

"By my count, Dick Cheney smiled 12 times during that speech, meaning he only has four smiles left for the entire year. Although, worst case scenario, he does have a machine that steals smiles from children" --Jon Stewart