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"Actually, Giuliani's Florida strategy, it's pretty smart because if he doesn't win there, he can always retire. He's already there!" --Jay Leno

"What happened to Bill Clinton? ... That's what's going to ruin your legacy [on screen: B. Clinton saying, 'When is the last time we elected a president based on one year of service in the Senate?']. Yes, not everyone can be governor of Arkansas." --Jon Stewart

"Everybody knows Barack Obama won big in South Carolina, but the Clintons have already implied that it doesn't really count. I have to say, I agree because I wasn't running. As The Nation magazine said yesterday, 'Last fall, of course, South Carolina's youth had different loyalties: before his candidacy was ruled out, Stephen Colbert was polling in double digits. With Colbert on the ballot, who knows what would have gone down?' ... It is questions like those that have a lot of people saying, 'South Carolina, what could have been'" --Stephen Colbert