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"TNOYF has obtained an advance copy of a memo that will be circulated January 2 at the offices of The New York Times announcing the hiring of conservative Bill Kristol as an opinion columnist."

"Mr. Kristol is a neo-con, as in neo-conservative. Your NCSTP training will offer a more in-depth explanation of the difference between a standard-grade conservative and neo-con, but for now, imagine the difference between a really bad case of the flu and full-blown AIDS. Also, it will be important to not confuse neo-con with neo-com, or neo-communist, the employee group that meets every Tuesday and Thursday at 4:30 in the Stalin room."