Ron Paul can kiss my black ass by Samuel L. Jackson on News Groper - Fake Hollywood Celebrity Blogs, Bad Ass Humor, Funny Snakes on a Plane Satire

Ron Paul can kiss my black ass by Samuel L. Jackson :

""I’m fucking sick of Ron Paul. I wouldn’t vote for the motherfucker if he promised to give us a happy-ending massage and a new car. I wouldn’t vote for the motherfucker if he gave me a got-damn blow-job in the voting booth. I wouldn’t vote for Ron Paul if the motherfucker shit daisies and ten dollar bills. You know why I won’t vote for Ron Paul? His supporters are annoying the shit out of me. They’re acting like he’s Tom Joad"

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