Since I have an equally good chance of winning the Presidency, I have decided to assemble my cabinet as well. Is Johnny Cochrane still alive? I need him for Attorney General. He's not? Well, leave him on the list. A dead Attorney General can't be that much worse than Alberto Gonzales.I would like to nominate Kucinich, but the Dutch have already asked me to loan him to them as their Minister of Alien Affairs. They consider it a big plus that he can speak Klingon.
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