Rutland Herald

"Brattleboro residents will vote at town meeting on whether President George Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney should be indicted and arrested for war crimes, perjury or obstruction of justice if they ever step foot in Vermont."

Good luck on making that arrest, lads! Just ignore those muscular, heavily-armed men assigned to protect him. I'm sure they won't step on your Birkenstocks.

I have to say they must have some interesting town statutes in Battleboro. Not that many towns specifically address war crimes in their charters. It must date back to Ethan Allen and the Redcoats. Or maybe Vermont is at war with Maine.