For you younger readers, these should also work as homework excuses. Some examples:2. While at a circus, a tiger urinated on the employee's ear, causing an ear infection.
4. "Someone put LSD in my salad."
6. "Stuck on an island -- canoe floated away."
7. An employee was upset because his favorite American Idol contestant was voted off.
10. A groundhog bit the employee's car tire, causing it to go flat.
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