"The news of Sen. Obama’s $48 billion offer for Yahoo sent a shudder through Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY)’s campaign, which for the past six weeks has been subsisting on Ramen noodles. In his televised debate in Cleveland, Ohio with Sen. Clinton, Sen. Obama said that he was able to purchase Yahoo because his campaign was reaping online donations averaging $1.8 billion a day. Mr. Obama also offered to 'personally hire' 2 million Ohioans to do odd jobs around his campaign headquarters."
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
The Borowitz Report .com
"Cash-rich Obama Buys Yahoo ... Outbids Microsoft for Internet Giant"
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