Wednesday, February 20, 2008

If Oscar Acceptance Speeches Told The Truth | Cracked.com

If Oscar Acceptance Speeches Told The Truth | Cracked.com
""I'd like to thank my father, Jon Voight, for banging my mom--it opened up countless doors in Hollywood for me. Without nepotism, I'd be like the rest of the vast majority of mildly-talented actresses with great racks--praying for a role where I pretend to blow a dude with a barbed-wire tattoo on Cinemax. Instead I get to come to the Oscars and pretend to have blown my brother. Which is somehow, better. Thanks, dad!"

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