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"Appearing on stage together in Boston, Mitt Romney endorsed John McCain. You see that picture? You see him standing there? Looked like the head of Leisure World giving out an award to the senior shuffleboard champion. You know something? I don't think there's been a more uncomfortable embrace between two politicians since the last time Bill hugged Hillary." --Jay Leno

Actually, political experts say that Mitt Romney has the No. 1 thing John McCain is looking for in a vice presidential candidate - an organ donor card." --Jay Leno

"And things aren't looking good for Hillary. Like a lot of women in Washington, I think she's just starting to realize she may have slept with Bill Clinton for nothing." --Jay Leno

"This week in Sacramento, Mexican President Felipe Calderon spoke to California lawmakers. And out of force of habit, they gave him a driver's license." --Jay Leno

"Romney looked like the guy who filled in for the Broadway star the night you have tickets." --David Letterman