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"How about this John McCain, huh? He kind of looks like the neighbor who says, "Oh, that dead tree is on your property." He's the guy who is always early for the early bird. He looks like the guy at the supermarket who is confused by the automatic doors." --David Letterman

"But Castro's retirement will not change the relationship Cuba has with the United States. Cubans will still not legally be allowed to enter the United States unless they have an overpowering fastball." --David Letterman

"Fidel Castro has resigned today as the president of Cuba. But don't worry, you'll still be able to see him on ABC's 'Dancing With the Stars.'" --Jay Leno

"He ran Cuba for almost 50 years. And political analysts are now debating what kind of changes the Cuban people will hope for. I'm gonna guess: term limits." --Jay Leno

"He was president a long time. Do you realize that when Castro came to power in 1959 John McCain was only 61 years old?" --Jay Leno