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"I think the only way Hillary is going to get into the White House now is by using the tunnel that Bill dug to sneak out." --Jay Leno

"She lost 10 in a row. That's not good. If she loses one more, she will be signed by the Clippers." --Jay Leno

"You excited about the big Presidential race? Whoo, how about that Hillary Clinton campaign? You know, they're worried now. They're worried and a little bit nervous. They're campaigning in Texas today. Give you an idea how nervous Hillary is: she showed up in a pantsuit and chaps. And last week, in Wisconsin, she showed up in a cheese pantsuit." --David Letterman

"How about that John McCain? He looks like the guy in front of you at the movies whose wife has to repeat everything. He looks like the guy who's bragged that oatmeal has lowered his cholesterol." --David Letterman

"Yesterday, Senator Barack Obama won the Wisconsin Democratic primary, which makes Obama the first black man to ever win a primary in Wisconsin and the first black man to ever go to Wisconsin." --Conan O'Brien

"Fidel Castro's stepping down as the leader of Cuba. He'll be replaced by his brother, Raul. It's true, yeah. According to the State Department, Raul Castro is the Jim Belushi of Central America." --Conan O'Brien